@sskylark: mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes
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@ilovepie84: "LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom.
@flashember: ME: I have so many questions SOOTHSAYER: forsooth ME: Exactly lol S: SOOTH ME: Yeah so- S: Sooth? ME: You only say sooth eh S: *nods* sooth
@lisaxy424: No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates.