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@Im_Tricia: Mom: "Do you want this?"
Me: "No."
Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother."
Me: "No I want it."

Mom: “Do you want this?” 
Me: “No.” 
Mom: “Ok I’ll give it to your brother.”  
Me:  “No I want it.”