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@Thynebear: Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat.
"Wear something that doesn't show stains"
[5 hours later] How was your date?
She hated my poncho.

Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat.
“Wear something that doesn’t show stains”
[5 hours later] How was your date?
She hated my poncho.

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