@JKNenagh: Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
#slapped
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@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break
@MooseAllain: Orion's belt? Waist of space!
@baronvonbike: My personal trainer and my marriage counselor have vastly differing opinions on how many “cheat days” I am allowed each month.
@Jaysmemoir: My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
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