@bazecraze: Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters.
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@Tmoney68: Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born.
@Norsebysw: There can be a guy with neck tattoos and a knife in his hand on the bus and I will still be the last person anyone sits next to.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1950. The FBI put out its first 10 Most Wanted list and my dad lost a bet because only 2 of the guys were his brothers.