@AaronFullerton: "Mom, look! Look! Are you watching, Mom?!"
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@FeelingEuphoric: PRINCE: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! RAPUNZEL: (to hair) you're really sweet but I think we should just be friends
@kittykaresless: Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired
@yenniwhite: "Don't play with your food," I say to a toddler eating crackers shaped like farm animals.