@AaronFullerton: "Mom, look! Look! Are you watching, Mom?!"
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@iRowlf: I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me.
@KateWhineHall: "...This one is TOO big. This one is JUST right." -my daughter, picking out her preferred public toilet.
@markleggett: Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?