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@AaronFullerton: "Mom, look! Look! Are you watching, Mom?!"
@SamuelMoen: When I die, my only wish is for my corpse to be respectfully catapulted onto a whitewater raft of people going down the Colorado river
@jus4golf: I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B.
@terio1429: Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground.
@jazmasta: You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it.
@_thatigirl: 83 yo man, "You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl". Me: "I'm caucasian". Him, "Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me".