@AaronFullerton: "Mom, look! Look! Are you watching, Mom?!"
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@WheelTod: Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?
@tastefactory: [robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks "But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"
@MikeDrucker: Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy.