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@neptunemoons: "Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"

--Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent

“Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!”

–Things I honestly never imagined I’d hear as a parent

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