@ElgatoEsmio: Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell.
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@Stabby_smurf: Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field.
@Adar79Angie: Him: What gets you hot, baby? Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
@That_Damn_Duck: Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women
@rolldiggity: Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger.