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@TheCiscoKidder: Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line.

Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma.

Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line.

Me: That’s because I haven’t had a land line in 7 years, Ma.

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