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@MarlonBrandNO: MOM: Story time

ME: Yay!

MOM: it's called
"The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out"

ME: mom?

MOM: Story time

ME: Yay!

MOM: it’s called
“The Little Engine that Could, but doesn’t cuz he’s a little shit that won’t move out”

ME: mom?

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