@baconacid: Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang
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@MarfSalvador: 6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Actually, Sleeping Beauty is the name of the movie. You mean your favorite Disney princess is Aurora. Though I’m not sure how she can be your favorite if you don’t even know her name. Woman at Starbucks ahead of me: Please stop correcting my daughter. She’s 5.