@HatfieldAnne: Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets.
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@CabetoMejia: From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings
@brynnester: [Interview] Boss: Who’s this? Your girlfriend? Me: Oh she’s not my girlfriend. Not yet anyway *gives her an affectionate nudge* Actually it’s our first date Her: I’m having the worst time
@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.