@HatfieldAnne: Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets.
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@maisonshouting: HER: I wish I lived in the 20s ME: no u dont HIM: right bc they had no womens rights M[was going to say bc they didnt have Netflix]: exactly
@ChipKellysBalls: I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
@KalvinMacleod: *hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?
@SortaBad: Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber