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@carlyken: "Mom, what does married mean?"
Taking naps together
"Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"
No, that means he's getting divorced

“Mom, what does married mean?”
Taking naps together
“Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?”
No, that means he’s getting divorced

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