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@shkeeber: Mom: Why are you eating my flowers?

Me: I'm gonna be young FOREVER!

Mom: How?

Me: Duh, from the stem cells.

Mom: I'm worried about you.

Mom: Why are you eating my flowers?

Me: I’m gonna be young FOREVER!

Mom: How?

Me: Duh, from the stem cells.

Mom: I’m worried about you.

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