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@TheMichaelRock: Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100!

Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: I'm getting a new Mom.

Mom: You should come camping with us! It’s only $100!

Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: I’m getting a new Mom.

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