@chrissyteigen: Mom ?
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@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind
@ThingsDrakeDo: A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Yeah," Drake sighs as he keeps walking. "She was."
@ArfMeasures: [prehistoric times] MUM: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter DAUGHTER: So I gather