@chrissyteigen: Mom ?
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@RoosterMustache: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"
@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.
@jonnysun: [normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts