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@ibid78: Momma bird: welcome to the world!
Baby bird: thx!
M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth.
B: wait what

Momma bird: welcome to the world!
Baby bird: thx!
M: for the next few months instead of food, I’ma just throw up in your mouth.
B: wait what

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