@HeyJennyLeone: "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"
"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
@Rollmaninoz: Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from?
Neil: I dunno where
Buzz: the moooon haha
Neil: uh Houston we have a problem
@animaldrumss: To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes.
@tkhan74: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, "How the hell did you get in here?"
@DurtMcHurtt: An octopus should have eightacles, not ten.