@HeyJennyLeone: "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"
@Dank_Pal: "And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"
- Rosetta Stoned
*gets a snack*
*turns on tv*
*glances at twitter for 8 seconds*
@BabetteJones: Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon.
@BlondieBGbb: Just read "four years after pregnancy 38% of moms still were not drinking" I think it's safe to say this survey was not done on Twitter.