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@daemonic3: Mommy, what are these?

"Put them back they are sleeping pills!"

Oh, then you shouldn't yell

"Why?"

[whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP

Mommy, what are these?

“Put them back they are sleeping pills!”

Oh, then you shouldn’t yell

“Why?”

[whispering] YOU’LL WAKE THEM UP

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