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@AddledPixie: "Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"

Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight.

“Mommy, why does an old person’s skin look so see-through?”

Aw, honey, it’s just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight.

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