@shariv67: Moms. The original autocorrect.
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@lilgapeach30: Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages.
@Kraz60: Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?
@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.