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@UncleDuke1969: "Mom?"
"Yes?"
"Are we having seafood for dinner?"
"No, why?"
"I heard Dad on the phone."
"And?"
"He said that he picked up a case of crabs."

“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“Are we having seafood for dinner?”
“No, why?”
“I heard Dad on the phone.”
“And?”
“He said that he picked up a case of crabs.”

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