@iDontWannaBeYhu: Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski.
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@AimeeHelene1: When in Texas... *heads into the desert* *hugs cactus* *shoots said cactus* *rides off into the sunset on horseback*
@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@theyearofelan: Don't be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they'll spend more time manually checking your updates