@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
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@aksorojas: I just discovered that first aid kits do not include slices of pizza in it and I feel so betrayed.
@lillydancyger: Often when a man says something gross to me on the street I’m too stunned to say more than “ew.” But just now a guy goes “what d’you taste like, girl?” And I somehow managed to respond, almost automatically: “The blood of my enemies.”
@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.