@FloodyHippie: Money doesn't impress me. You know what does? Treehouses.
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@aimlessamers: No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger.
@hurlarious: Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?
@FlyJ_: I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap.