@novicefather: "Money isn't everything," I say, poorly.
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@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains.
@Cheeseboy22: My wife is always like, "You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra.
@SufficientCharm: A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair.