@novicefather: "Money isn't everything," I say, poorly.
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@_Shizzle: They should just go ahead and put a volume setting on my TV that says "Eating Doritos".
@fro_vo: ME: *puts on sunglasses* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps them off my face* glasses made of the sun would instantaneously melt your head
@KimmyMonte: Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide
@tastefactory: Hey water enhancer company, you could have made your pineapple flavor literally any other color.