@WheelTod: Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own.
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@EndhooS: "What are you doing here?" I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
@FilthyRichmond: People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!