@Julian_Deane: Money’s missing from under my pillow, I think I've been visited by the teef fairy.
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@JermHimselfish: I've never been put in the "friend" zone, but I have been put in the "please don't tell my friend's" zone.
@Kyle_Raney: Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now
@ARealTinderella: You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ...
@Reverend_Scott: u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset