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@iHayfa: Monsters won't stop chasing me.
I don't wanna play today dammit!
@Thedudish: As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her "Need a bigger size?" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk.
@FunnyMojoJojo: People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
@bencoffeehall: I'm working on my second million, since I failed so much at the first.
@LeannaZaiden: I get bi with a little help from my girl friends.
@MatMarcotte12: I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie