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@freypalm: *montage of me teaching a penguin to do everything my son Brian can do*

Wife: Where's Brian?

Me: [studying her closely] He's… right here?

*montage of me teaching a penguin to do everything my son Brian can do*

Wife: Where’s Brian?

Me: [studying her closely] He’s… right here?

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