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@JohnLyonTweets: So the waiter said "The plate is hot" and I said "I'll be the judge of that, haha." Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center.
@sad_tree: [getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] "I know you're not really an armadillo"
@trevso_electric: Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person.