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@Dawn_M_: If you say "guess who died?" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.
@WittySassBasket: I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'
@zachreinert03: Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It's true, I'm still glad I went with a bowling ball though
@CelebrityChez: How long are you supposed to wait before you unpause the tv after your wife tells you she wants a divorce?