@Duke1173: *moonwalks into office* *draws dual finger guns* *fires off seven shots at Annie from HR* *holsters guns* *gets chosen for random drug test*
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@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.
@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.