@nicfit75: *mops up wine with cat*
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@toastymoe: It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now
@IntrepidDeviant: You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself
@tomcashgent: Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs
@bazlyons: Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own.