@wankcity: "more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*
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@julie2288: Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee
@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory
@Canadian_Cutie_: Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school