@wankcity: "more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*
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@SCbchbum: Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.
@theroneman: Son, there's only one thing in life to fear. [Car full of bears with machine guns drives by] Son, there are only two things in life to fear.