@wankcity: "more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jazmasta: That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?
@platinum2000: "How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.