@slimmy_shady: "More people are killed by toasters than sharks". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble.
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@Dawn_M_: If you say "guess who died?" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.
@BruceForce: Day 1: Brad wears no pants Day 2: Brad wears no pants Day 3: Brad wears no pants ... ... This is just a bottomless Pitt
@weinerdog4life: one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere