@Underchilde: More than eighty percent of the world records I hold are for making shit up.
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@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@DirtMcTurd: *Pulls up to drive-thru window* "Extra toilet paper please" Do you mean napkins? "Sure, whatever"
@shutupmikeginn: So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed.