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@rockymomax: MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm here to narrate your life
ME: cool!
[2 hrs later]
MF: he's still trying to figure out the childproof cap on his Tylenol

MORGAN FREEMAN: I’m here to narrate your life
ME: cool!
[2 hrs later]
MF: he’s still trying to figure out the childproof cap on his Tylenol

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