@CherBear162: Medication for depression "may cause thoughts of suicide". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger

@NathanPlacer: I feel as useless as a Kardashian sister's library card.

@NuclearBavarian: A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON.

@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.

@Jake_Vig: Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear “You’ve taught me so much.”