@CelebrityGaucho: Mormon cats have 9 wives.
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@Rschooley: How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!
@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".
@Ristolable: 100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.
@That_Damn_Duck: One last time... It’s ‘a lot’ not ‘alot'! It’s that simple. Tomorrow we’ll cover thermonuclear fusion & the works of Voltaire.