@matthewbaldwin: MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink.
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@DaddyJew: Gf: come over Me: can't, playing the new call of duty Gf: my parents are out of town Me: you're 30 years old, grow up
@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
@Token_Geezer: Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that
@HelloJessicaFox: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.