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@LionJenkins: Mos Def (Most Definitely.)
Hi Def (High. Definitely.)
@koalaslament: Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away.
@iGreenMonk: No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee.
@dougbies: All I did from 1984-1990 was try to shoot the laughing dog in Duck Hunt
@sarahjoyshockey: I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug
@Sirrruh: If I didn't know any better....