@skyington: Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly.
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@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: *high pitched voice* I love you Kylo Ren. You're the best dark Jedi ever General Hux: *walks in* Stop playing with Vader's helmet
@angrypumpkins: I was like, "How many times do I have to repeat myself? I feel like a broken record!". They were like, "What's a broken record?".
@BangMyBongo: Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children
@Marlebean: "I should probably start filling this thing out." -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day.