@meganamram: Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves
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@WilliamAder: If you want sparkling, sophisticated conversation, catch me early in the month, before I've used up my ten free New York Times articles.
@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child
@hyperblastchic: Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*