@mishakey: Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard.
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@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
@gorrdano: I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw.
@juliussharpe: That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.