@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard.
No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@Cheeseboy22: FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water.
@LostCatDog: Cop leans over body:
Looks like *removes shades* cement poisoning
Or a case *removes mustache* of gravity
Or *removes teeth* aaah gaah bwaa
@ITomHorvat: When someone starts making fun of my air guitar skills I just whip out my finger pistols and it usually shuts them right up.
@meh_thinks: The phrase “A stone’s throw” has been discontinued.
Please use “In Wifi range” from now on.
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.