@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard.
No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@jordan_stratton: ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING:
Hiring recent college grads
5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@SarahR_82: That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor.
@Schmoodles: I've just turned a mortgage payment into wine.
Your move, Jesus.
@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot