@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard.
No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@KeetPotato: sheep: "why do we all look the same?"
other sheep: "it freaks me out tbh"
another sheep: "i dont even know which one of us is me"
@_GPL_: Doctor: How's your headache?
Patient: She's out of town.
@Luiki89: Friends are like bananas.
If you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.
@nbadag: "my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"
i'll be RIGHT back
*ducks into phone booth*
*pops head out 5 mins later*
is he gone yet
@GoodBadThing: Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive.