@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard.
No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@BuckyIsotope: Important reminders
@mompsychologist: 6yo has two pregnant Barbies and one Ken doll. You could cut the tension in the Barbie camper with a tiny stiletto.
@DeathStarPR: Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight.
@deedragonhunter: Beer: When are you coming home.
Me: Right away honey.
See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife.
@Mr_Kapowski: *eating before going in Costco*
"Now I won't overeat samples*
[5 mins later]
*slams cup down*
"Hit me again"
"Sir, that was motor oil"