@954LeenO: Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
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@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@david8hughes: Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not
@jessokfine: [Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?
@prncss_fifi: My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?