@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
@KyleMcDowell86: [old couple feeding ducks in the park] "Nothing could ruin this Edna" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread