@CarpentersCrack: Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman.
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@AbbyHasIssues: Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
@aaronnemo: I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me.
@patnspankme: I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea.