@TheTweetOfGod: Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.
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@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
@hythemafia: Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless
@TheBeerGuy73: Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you.