@Underchilde: Most household injuries are caused by saying “whatever” during an argument.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: you have 3 fishes ME: you mean wishes, right? GENIE: times are tough ME: GENIE: ME: GENIE: ME: I'll take two mackerel and a goldfish