@tastefactory: Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds
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@AndyAsAdjective: [texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!
@thebeckyard: "Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you've been buying." *silently writes him out of my will*
@NoticablyBacon: Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single